Total Medals Earned: 1,263 (From 185 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,720 Points
Medals Earned: 6/12 (90/400 points)
Why do I punish myself?
Play "Make it as an Artist"
...
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Follow me on Newgrounds
Follow me on Twitter.
They hide in your brush, you just have to push 'em out.
FILLING YOUR FAME METER to finally MAKE IT as an Artist.
Paint your masterpiece.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (55/55 points)
who's there?
you know how it goes
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep
finish a flash project
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Listen to the entire story
Skip the story midway
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Die ten times
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 8/12 (300/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 2/27 (10/390 points)
Complete the 'Deserted Beach' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Forest' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Slime Pit' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Village' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Abandoned Mine' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Ravine' level on Adventure Mode.
Get 2,500 kills with lava.
Complete the 'Mountain Ascent' level on Adventure Mode.
Freeze 2,500 mobs with a Snow Dispenser
Teleport 500 mobs using an Enderpearl Dispenser
Complete the 'Spider Cavern' level on Adventure Mode.
Get 1,000 kills with a Fireball Dispenser.
Use 100 water.
Get 500 kills with Trapdoors.
Complete the 'Underground Ravine' level on Adventure Mode.
Use 25 Iron Bars.
Get 250 kills with TNT.
Get 100 kills with Cacti.
Get 1,000 kills with an Arrow Dispenser.
Get 1,000 kills with an Egg Dispenser.
Get 1,000 kills with a Slime Dispenser.
Complete the 'Ice Peak' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Stronghold' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Nether Portal' level on Adventure Mode.
Get to Wave 50 on the Spider Cavern survival map.
Complete the Adventure Mode!
Get to Wave 50 on any Survival Mode game.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/160 points)
Complete Level.01.01.
Complete Level 01.12 without any rotations.
Complete the Credits level.
Complete Chapter 1.
Complete Level.02.13 in less than 30 seconds.
Complete Level.03.14 with only one rotation.
Complete Level 01.14 in less than 10 seconds.
Complete Level.02.11 in less than 20 seconds.
Complete Level.03.11 with three or fewer rotations.
Complete Level.02.12 with only one rotation.
Complete Chapter 2.
Complete Chapter 3.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/180 points)
Get peak horniness
Look at the credits
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
See your name in the Hall Of Shame
Medals Earned: 12/12 (500/500 points)